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  • A Serpent Guard, a Horus Guard and a Setesh Guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent Guard's eyes glow! The Horus Guard's beak glistens! The Setesh Guard's nose... drips.

-- Teal'c

  • Q. How many Setesh Guards does it take to manually dial a Chappa'ai?
  • A. One thousand. Two to hold the ring, nine hundred and ninety-eight to turn the planet.

-- Grey Knight

  • Q. Why do Setesh Guards always go off world in large groups?
  • A. It takes 7 of them to remember the Stargate address. The rest wanted to hang with the smart guys.


  • Q. What did the Setesh Guard say when he a saw a girl blowing a bubble wand?
  • A. Incoming wormhole!


  • Q. What do you call a Setesh Guard with 2 brain cells?
  • A. First Prime


  • Q. How did the Setesh Guard kill himself?
  • A. He put a poisonous viper into his symbiote pouch


  • Q. A groups of Setesh Guards misdialed the Chappa'ai got stranded on an ice planet, where they all died. Why couldn't they dial out?
  • A. They couldn't figure out the glyph for the new origin point.

-- angry_russian