User:Fulgoni54321

This user is a carnivore.

This user does not eat fish. Ever.

This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

This user likes any type of pizza so long as it comes in pairs along with a little Roman guy exclaiming "Pizza! Pizza!".

This user prefers Chicago-style pizza.

This user DOES NOT like Green Eggs and Ham.

BAM!

This user believes that gaaahhhlic is a beautiful thing!

This user practically inhales jalapeños.

This user is a waffle eater.

This user loves bacon!

You better keep your hands off my peeps!

This user has microwaved Peeps just to watch them quadruple in size, then shrink again.

This user bleeds hot chocolate.

This user exercises regularly and drinks a lot of water to stay hydrated.

Java-4

This user is an expert coffee drinker.

B

This user would not drive past a Biggby to get to a Starbucks.

This user drinks Jones Soda.

This user drinks Mountain Dew.

This user likes both kinds of sprites: video games and drinks.

V

This user drinks Vault.

CCV

This user loves to drink Vanilla Coke.

This user is a Sudoku addict.

SK

This user enjoys the works of Stephen King.

This user enjoys the works of
Ernest Hemingway.

BOOK

This user is working on publishing a book.

C&H

This user reads Calvin and Hobbes.

they

This user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral pronoun.

amn't

This user considers amn't a perfectly logical alternative to aren’t in the first person singular.

snuk

This user says snuck.

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

EH?

This user is obsessed with Canadian slang.

abc

Ths usre haz verry goode spelng.

US

This user uses American English.

AIM-5

2 kewl, dis d00d nowz dat AIM iz da onlee rael lingo, & wil likely dis reegard da boreing lingos.

Ths usr cn rd & rt usn txt lng

cAPS

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

D

This user reads Dilbert.

The Far Side

This user reads The Far Side.

G

This user does not like Mondays.

This user reads webcomics.

This user has a thing for Pac-Man.

This user hasn't been roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. Not yet...

This user thinks Steven Spielberg is the greatest director of all time.

Indies

This user is a huge fan of small films.

mach

This user watches machinima.

This user prefers HD DVD over Blu-ray Disc

23	This user sees the number 23 everywhere.

This user "has come to America to make movie-film".

This user eats jam and ham and Spam a lot.

ND

This user is
pretty good with a bo staff.

ND	This user voted for Pedro.

Pulp Fiction

This user knows that in France, they call a Quarter Pounder a Royale With Cheese because of the metric system.

STAR WARS

This user is a Star Wars fan.

ST2

KHAAAAAAAN!

STAR TREK

Fulgoni54321 is a fan of Star Trek: The Original Series.

TOS

STAR TREK

Fulgoni54321 is a fan of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

TNG

trek

This user is a Trekker and knows that any real fan is not a Trekkie.

FG

This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

This user is a MSTie.

TDS

This user watches the most trusted name in fake news.

C

This user watches
The Colbert Report.

?	This user doesn't know Whose Line It Is.

10^7

This user wants to play Power of 10 with Drew Carey.

This user is a musician.

This user is a Guitar Hero, which is way more impressive than real guitar.

This user is a drummer.

This user plays the saxophone.

This user plays the recorder.

This user enjoys listening to real metal.

This user enjoys punk rock.

This user likes grunge music.

This user enjoys indie rock.

This user contributes while using iTunes 12.0.0.

This user needs more cowbell.

BIB

This user owns a copy of AC/DC's Back in Black.

GMR

This user is a Good Morning Revivalist.

GD

This user is an American Idiot.

Dookie

This user went to a whore. He said their life's a bore.

TBP

This user owns a copy of My Chemical Romance's The Black Parade.

B

This user owns a copy of the Nine Inch Nails EP Broken.

YZ

This user owns a copy of Nine Inch Nails' Year Zero .

IU

This user owns a copy of Nirvana's In Utero.

A

This user owns a copy of The Offspring's Americana.

SOL

This user owns a copy of "Weird Al" Yankovic's Straight Outta Lynwood.

This user is going off the rails on a crazy train.

W&N

This user is White & Nerdy.

My favorite KISS character is The Starchild.

AC/
DC

This user is a fan of AC/DC.

AFI

This user has a Fire Inside.

A7X

This user likes the band Avenged Sevenfold.

This user is The Walrus

D

This user is Down With the Sickness.

GD

This user is a fan of GREEN DAY.

A-I

Wake this user Up When September Ends.

KoЯn

This user is Rotting in Vain.

When this user dies, this user takes the stairway to heaven.

This user is a Linkin Park fan.

MCR

Teenagers
scare the living s*** out of this user.

NIИ

This user is closer to God.

RATM

This user is a fan of
Rage Against the Machine.

WM

This user has heard the story of the Joker and the Thief, and loves every bit of it!

HLaH

This user likes the song "Head Like a Hole", by Nine Inch Nails.

This user can sing "It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)"...flawlessly.

Lolcat

I CAN HAS LOLKITTEH!!1

vbs

This user can program in VBScript.

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This user loves Recursion!

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This user loves Recursion!

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UBX();
}

This user loves Recursion!

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}

This user loves Recursion!

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}

This user loves Recursion!

This user has tested the
buttered cat paradox.^†

WP:UA

They Are Coming...

[]	This user's favourite colour is black.

This user is interested in computer engineering.

@

This user can be reached by email.

This user maintains a Facebook profile.

This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.

This user has a channel on YouTube.

This user maintains a blog.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

G

This user will use Google before asking dumb questions.

AJ

This user wants to Save Jeeves.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user uses Yahoo! Mail as a primary e-mail service.

This user's Internet service provider is Comcast.

This user contributes using a PC.

This user built their own PC.

b

This user supports Blu-ray.

This user contributes using a Gateway, Inc. computer.

This user still remembers these.

This user owns a nice black iPod

MS Paint!

This user uses Microsoft Paint!

This user contributes using GIMP.

This user loves using Google Earth.

This user's primary email client is Mozilla Thunderbird.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

This user strongly believes pigs die for a cause.

This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

This user avoids the noid.

This user scarfs down burgers by the metric ton.

In this user's version of fine cuisine there are two sauces: ketchup and mustard.

This user loves to eat fries, or chips.

This user eats crisps.

This user bleeds
TABASCO pepper sauce .

If they had their little way, this user would eat peaches every day.

This user really really likes a lot of red pepper.

This user eats watermelon.

This user eats bagels.

This user is a cereal killer.

This user enjoys muffins.

This user loves pancakes.

This user loves pasta.

This user loves Gaufres.

This user the best (and healthiest) part of the potato are the potato skins

This wikipedian is a bean and proud of it!

This user eats Chicken Fingers as often as they can.

This user loves to eat beef.

This user loves hamburgers.

This user likes their steak brown on the outside, mooing on the inside.

This user thinks circus peanuts could quite possibly be the greatest food ever.

This user prefers white chocolate

Jr.

This user knows they eat Junior Mints in heaven.

This user likes pie.

This user eats Swedish Fish.

This user is absolutely obsessed with sour gummy worms!

This user eats Gingerbread Cookies.

This user likes Ice cream.

This user drinks Ovaltine.

This user drinks so much milk, their bones can cut diamonds.

This user takes his/her coffee with 0 creams and 2 sugars.

This user LOVES to drink coffee and drinks at least 40 cups a month.

Dr P

This user wants it all.

This user loves Dr Pepper.

AMP

This user drinks Mountain Dew AMP

EGY

This user enjoys energy drinks.

This user drinks Jolt Cola to stay Awake.

This user loves eating at Applebee's.

PNRA

This user enjoys
Panera Bread

Q

This user eats at Quiznos Sub.

This user likes
Starbucks Coffee.

This user is an incorrigible cruciverbalist.

W_R^OD

Hits sure silke dingo nags a ram.

This user can solve a Pocket Cube without cheating.

This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $1000000000?)

This user enjoys playing blackjack.

AYB

This user knows that
"all your base are belong to us."

cvg-4

This user is an expert gamer.

This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

Diff H

This user plays Video Games on Hard or the highest difficulty available.

This user is a Japanophilic gamer.

1337

7h15 d00d |2 1337 t3h pwnz l0l0l0l!!11!

This user prefers the Wii and the Xbox 360 over the PlayStation 3.

This user prefers the DS Lite over the Original DS

This user prefers the Wii.

This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube console.

This user still enjoys playing
games on the NES.

This user still enjoys playing the Super Nintendo Entertainment System.

This user didn't do it!!

This user is a Nintendo fanboy.

This user owns a Wii and thinks that it's a great deal!

This user still enjoys the underrated Sega Dreamcast.

This user plays Pac-Man.

G

This user plays Galaga

This user kicks butt at Tetris.

This user plays Guitar Hero on expert.

User:Torchflame/UBX/Rock Band

Pearl Harbor
May we never forget…

Ninja stars rock!!!

This user loves to write.

???

This user is interested in interest.

This user enjoys optical illusions, especially the impossible constructions of M.C. Escher.

This user enjoys cooking.

This user prefers sepia photography.

This user enjoys singing.

This user enjoys juggling.

This user enjoys heavy metal music.

This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless hip hop music is eliminated.

bi-0

This user has no idea what burn-in is...

!?

This user's favorite roller coaster is ShieKra, which this user has ridden 3 times.

WIB?

This user knows that the question is: Will It Blend?

This user is a member of American Coaster Enthusiasts.

This user has a television set.

c~~Rap~~

This user can't stand rap music.

This user enjoys jazz music.

This user enjoys punk rock.

This user appreciates real punk music.

This user is doomed to love goth music.

This user enjoys rock 'n' roll.

This user enjoys ska.

This user contributes while using Winamp.

Drowning Pool

This user Lets the Bodies hit the FLLLOOOOORRRRR!

This user owns over 70 audio CDs.

This user wishes it wasn't the end.

This user guarantees a splendid time for all.

The Beatles

This user still listens to the White Album.

AFD

This user owns a copy of Guns N' Roses' Appetite for Destruction.

TBP

This user owns a copy of My Chemical Romance's The Black Parade.

PH

This user owns a copy of Radiohead's Pablo Honey.

TB

This user owns a copy of Radiohead's The Bends.

OK C

This user owns a copy of Radiohead's OK Computer.

KID A

This user owns a copy of Radiohead's Kid A.

IR

This user owns a copy of Radiohead's In Rainbows.

EE

This user owns a copy of Rage Against the Machine's Evil Empire.

AOC
TW

This user owns a copy of Rancid's ...And Out Come the Wolves.

TS &
TW

This user owns a copy of Rise Against's The Sufferer & the Witness.

SB
HAH

This user owns a copy of Social Distortion's Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell.

SUK

This user owns a copy of Soundgarden's Superunknown.

DOTU

This user owns a copy of Soundgarden's Down on the Upside.

C

This user owns a copy of Stone Temple Pilots' Core.

P

This user owns a copy of Stone Temple Pilots' Purple.

S

This user owns a copy of Sublime's self-titled album.

Tox

This user owns a copy of System of a Down's Toxicity.

ETD

This user owns a copy of Serj Tankian's Elect the Dead.

Æ

This user owns a copy of Tool's Ænima.

C

This user owns a copy of Velvet Revolver's Contraband.

L

This user owns a copy of Velvet Revolver's Libertad.

WM

This user owns a copy of Wolfmother's debut album.

MoP

This user owns a copy of Metallica's Master of Puppets.

B

This user owns a copy of the Nine Inch Nails EP Broken.

WT

This user owns a copy of Nine Inch Nails' With Teeth.

YZ

This user owns a copy of Nine Inch Nails' Year Zero .

S

This user owns a copy of The Offspring's Smash.

A

This user owns a copy of The Offspring's Americana.

10

This user owns a copy of Pearl Jam's Ten.

Vs.

This user owns a copy of Pearl Jam's Vs..

V

This user owns a copy of Pearl Jam's Vitalogy.

DSOTM

This user owns a copy of Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon.

TW

This user owns a copy of Pink Floyd's The Wall.

Od'A

This user owns a copy of The Police's Outlandos d'Amour.

This user is going off the rails on a crazy train.

ST	This user is a fan of Serj Tankian.

This user is a fan of Serj Tankian.

A7X

This user likes the band Avenged Sevenfold.

BF

This user is gonna have a TV Party tonight.

DEVO

"Q: Are we not men? A: "We are DEVO!"

D

This user is Down With the Sickness.

GD

This user is an American Idiot.

Interpol

This user is sure that there's No I In Threesome.

This user is gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.

MöH

This user is a fan of Motörhead.

MUSE

This user will be chasing a Starlight.

This user listens to They Might Be Giants.

MoP

This user likes the song "Master of Puppets", by Metallica.

EW	This user likes the song "Empty Walls", by Serj Tankian.

TUM

This user likes the song "The Unthinking Majority", by Serj Tankian.